[ The Captain America stories were a bit corny even for him, but he can't deny getting a kick out of seeing himself in a comic book at first. Cue his shock when someone showed him how much some of them go for on Ebay. His mouth forms a line. ] This isn't gonna end with you telling me you found a box of those here, right?
[ Because that's about the only way this could get weirder. ]
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[ Because that's about the only way this could get weirder. ]